When creating a pre-outdoor-adventure to-do list, here’s an item to leave off: watching a horror flick. Regardless of the strength of your stomach, there are certain movies you just shouldn’t watch before putting yourself in places similar to in the movies—deep in the woods, in remote parts of the country, far away from civilization—performing activities similar to what the characters set out to do—hiking, camping, biking, kayaking, etc.
If you’re not sure, here are some such movies it’s just best to avoid:
The Blair Witch Project
Ever frightened by the idea of getting lost in the woods? Don’t watch this before your next camping trip then. The plot is basically this: three film students set out to record a documentary about a local legend of the Blair Witch. They don’t return and their footage is found a year later and made into a “documentary.”
Grizzly
When in doubt, get the hell out if you hear news of a giant grizzly bear attacking folks. Seriously, just get out of there. Better yet, don’t go in the first place and just stay home. Which is exactly what a viewing of Grizzly will make you want to do. And then, when you’re at your campsite anyway (because of course you’re not going to stay home just because a horrifying movie), you’ll be up all night worrying about said nonexistent grizzly. So just don’t watch it.
The Hills Have Eyes
Chances are the locals of wherever you’re headed aren’t crazy, cannibalistic psychos who’ll hunt your family and friends and try to eat you. But just in case, pack your German shepherd. Or, you know, don’t watch The Hills Have Eyes so you can be violent-hill-people worry-free.
The Descent
Headed to go spelunking? Don’t, for the love of all that is holy, watch The Descent. If you do, you’ll just be heading into a deep, dark cave with a crippling fear of everything going wrong—injuries, falls, failing equipment—and the zombie-like creatures that live underground and prey on the ladies in this film.
Cabin Fever
It’s hard to say what’s scarier in Cabin Fever: the flesh-eating virus that attacks the five college grads renting a cabin, or the horrifying homicidal locals? But with a choice like this, the answer is strikingly clear: just steer clear of this one before your next trip, especially if your trip includes renting a cabin.
Open Water
Heading out on a snorkeling trip anytime soon? Skip Open Water. What makes this film so horrifying is that it’s based on a true story. Yes, an American couple disappeared off the Great Barrier Reef in 1998 after a diving company accidentally left them behind in shark-infested waters. This film captures the physical and psychological torment all too well and it’s simply terrifying.
Friday the 13th
Campers can just skip this entire franchise. Seriously: don’t watch any of these twelve slasher films before you go. Each film is about the alleged curse at Camp Crystal Lake and the mass murders that happen there. If you want to sleep easy in your tent, the images in these movies are best saved for another time.