Greetings and salutations, Clymbers. Hopefully the week’s been good to you so far. Things are well here at Clymb HQ. The office dogs have been mellow and the Widmer Brothers keg tastes particularly refreshing this rainy week. A few slices of pie sit uneaten on the kitchen table—an impressive feat of survival after the initial savagery of Monday’s double birthday celebration. We’d have room for the slices in the refrigerator if it weren’t stuffed to breaking point with forgotten lunches and various-sized containers of half-eaten condiments. Whose condiments are they? And whose lunches? We may never know. The only real certainty today is that we’ve got some exciting new events to help you get over the mid-week hump.
Here’s what we’re offering:
New Balance: If presidential candidates were forced to run for high office in the literal sense (as they should be), they would want to do it wearing New Balance running shoes. With 25 percent of its footwear made in the US each year, New Balance is proud of its claim to be the only company that still manufactures athletic shoes right here in the good ol’ US of A. And with nearly 75 years of experience in the performance running shoe market, New Balance would offer its candidates a leg up on the competition. But great shoes alone don’t guarantee a victory lap. New Balance also makes technical running apparel and accessories to maximize performance. Today on The Clymb, we’re offering a huge selection of Men’s and Women’s running apparel (including tops, bottoms, jackets, and more), footwear (for trail running, street jogging, and more), accessories (gloves, caps, reflective vests, and more), and eyewear for member-exclusive pricing. Run for your wallet or your fellow Americans will beat you to this one.
ISAORA: ISAORA is a collision of high style and extreme performance. What does that mean? If a Bentley could go snowboarding, it would wear ISAORA. If the driver’s side door to that Bentley flew open as it was doing an inverted 720°, Johnny Depp, already strapped into his snowboard, would come spinning out and do a perfect landing before tearing down the hill in an explosion of piratical awesomeness. He would also be wearing ISAORA. Offering premium performance, supreme protection, and a perfect fit, New York-based ISAORA proves that technical and fashionable need not be mutually exclusive. Show your style in Brooklyn or Big Sky with Men’s ISAORA technical apparel, available today on The Clymb for member-exclusive pricing.
IN OTHER NEWS: Did you know? Company founder William J. Riley came up with the name “New Balance” by observing chickens in his yard. He even kept a chicken foot on his office desk to demonstrate to customers how the chicken’s three-clawed foot resulted in perfect balance. Backock!
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