How to Convert Your SUV Into an Adventuremobile

For many peo­ple, camp­ing is a sacred retreat into nature, the uni­fi­er of all things. As our body changes in our 30s and onward, sleep­ing on the ground becomes less and less appeal­ing. Even if you’re hard as nails in your 50s, inclement weath­er and the short sea­son­al camp­ing win­dow is dras­ti­cal­ly lim­it­ing. That’s unless you find a way to cre­ate a warm dry place to find reprieve. Car camp­ing not only pro­vides this, but also deliv­ers a way to “unpack” once and trav­el to many camp­grounds and trail­heads unen­cum­bered by camp assem­bly and break­down. Here are some tips for turn­ing your once nor­mal SUV into the ulti­mate adven­ture­mo­bile.

Bed
No mat­ter how beau­ti­ful your nat­ur­al set­ting is, if you can’t sleep then you’ll be mis­er­able. Air mat­tress­es are noto­ri­ous for leak­ing and caus­ing back­ach­es, but also I found that I wake up freez­ing when I sleep on one. Think about it… the air inside becomes the ambi­ent tem­per­a­ture, so when the low is in the 40s the air below your body is as well. No won­der it’s hard to sleep. If you don’t have a place to store an extra twin mat­tress then con­sid­er either a 3–4’’ thick rol­lable mem­o­ry foam cush­ion or a small cot.

Two things to keep in mind is ceil­ing clear­ance and length of your car­go area with all of your seats fold­ed down. You can trim mem­o­ry foam, so if you need to make alter­ations to your twin mat­tress in order to achieve a good fit, that’s not a prob­lem. Sim­ply use a box cut­ter and cut a few inch­es deep at a time. Also, make sure your seats fold com­plete­ly flat. If they don’t, I’d rec­om­mend bol­ster­ing the low­er sec­tion to cre­ate a flat sleep­ing sur­face.

I pre­fer to make my bed the same way I do in my home, by using a fit­ted sheet, flat sheet, com­forter, and addi­tion­al blan­kets as need­ed. If you pre­fer a sleep­ing bag or antic­i­pate freez­ing con­di­tions make sure to bring a bag rat­ed for low tem­per­a­tures.

Win­ter car camp­ing tip: Before bed, boil some water and pour it into 1–2 Nal­gene bot­tles and store inside your sleep­ing bag. This will warm your bag and will keep the water from freez­ing so you’ll have drink­ing water come morn­ing.

Pri­va­cy
One com­mon com­plaint about car camp­ing is that if a weirdo want­ed to sit and stare at you sleep he/she could do so effort­less­ly. This sit­u­a­tion is eas­i­ly resolved at about $20 and 30 min­utes of your time. Sim­ply pur­chase a roll of Reach Bar­ri­er Air Reflec­tive Insu­la­tion Roll (or some­thing sim­i­lar). Roll out enough insu­la­tion to cov­er one win­dow, trim, and place against the win­dow. With your fin­gers, com­press the ends of the win­dow in order to make an out­line you will use to cut the insu­la­tion to shape. Err on the side of too big, that way you can push the pieces in place and they should hold with­out tape.

Once com­plet­ed for all win­dows (except the wind­shield) pop them all in and bask in your new­found pri­va­cy and black­out con­di­tions! This reflex tech­nol­o­gy not only pro­vides you with black­out pri­va­cy (no one can see if you’re in there with a light on) but it also pro­vides much-need­ed insu­la­tion from the ele­ments. For extra stealth, spray­paint the side fac­ing out black so it looks like a dark tint. For the wind­shield, you can use a sim­ple reflec­tive sun cov­er unless you’re real­ly wor­ried about insu­la­tion.

Elim­i­na­tion Plan
Where do you go when you need to go? This depends on a few things. How long are you going to be camp­ing for? What envi­ron­ment will you be in? Most peo­ple who are urban camp­ing opt to do their busi­ness while they’re still out and about in “civ­i­liza­tion” stop­ping at a gas sta­tion, Wal­mart, or anoth­er facil­i­ty before they tuck in for the night. How­ev­er, when nature calls it’s not always con­ve­nient. If you’re camp­ing in the wilder­ness you can relieve your­self in nature and dig a hole for your solids or you can pack in a camp­ing com­postable toi­let. Some folks even opt for a pop­up tent to cre­ate a mobile out­house for their elim­i­na­tion plea­sure.

Cooking/Food
Urban campers may opt to eat out most meals but I believe there’s noth­ing bet­ter than a hot meal cooked over the fire after a long hike. Plus, the point of camp­ing for many is to get away from mod­ern con­ve­niences like restau­rants. A sim­ple back­pack­ing stove, cook set, and water jug or spig­ot is all you real­ly need. There are count­less camp­ing friend­ly recipes out there. You can also recon­sti­tute ready-made dehy­drat­ed meals.